Oh dear, I knew I'd never live up to such high promises.
Anyway, as Richard Fish would say, Bygones.
It seems fitting, that as this blog is named 'child of our times' I should at times display some cultural relevance, and show how I am indeed a member of Generation Y. So focusing on an issue that is very relevant, I'm gonna go eco on you.
I know we're destroying the environment. It's a nightmare. And there are so many things they want us to do...drive less, take public transport more, stop flying places, recycle, plant trees, the list goes on. The thing that's been getting to me though (for longer than those new Tesco ads have been around) is plastic bags. We use so many of them, and for a few years now I've been trying not to use too many - when it suits me. I got told off in M&S for putting my new purchase into a Primark bag a little while ago. It's not quite enough though, is it? here are some things I've discovered about plastic bags...
Plastic bags can kill birds, whales, seals, turtles...
Plastic bags take between 20 and 1000 years to decompose - so that once they've killed an unsuspecting bird, whale, seal or turtle, and the poor mite decomposes, the plastic bag will emerge more or less intact, ready to strike again at any moment.
They've been implicated as a cause of major flooding in Bangladesh
Each year, an estimated 500 billion to 1 trillion plastic bags are consumed worldwide. That comes out to over one million per minute. Billions end up as litter each year.
In the UK we use around 220 bags a year each.
They make the world look really ugly, strewn along our coastlines (amongst the 12 most common items found in beach clear-up operations) and even peppering the Himalayas.
Australia has the best anti-plastic-bag websites on the net.
So here's the pitch. I'm gonna see how long I can go without getting a new plastic bag. We've got a big draw-ful of them in out kitchen, so re-using should be good for quite sometime. I guess we'll see what other ideas I come up with.
Part II will be to see how many uses I can come up with for a humble, but deadly plastic bag.
Number 1 - use it for crushing Ginger Nuts (an essential ingredient in Banoffee Pie - don't you wish you'd come for dinner last night?)
Wish me luck.
(oh, and feel free to submit entries for 1001 things to do with a plastic bag)